Thursday, October 5, 2023

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 I am honored to present this trophy to my good friend Joel. Joel, you demonstrated to us teamwork, dedication, and the ability to fit 56 jellybeans in your mouth.  I am honored to give you this trophy for the most valuable player on this pickleball team.  The way you hurled yourself around the court in reckless abandon, it was terrific, and you only injured yourself 27 times in those 21 games.  Even though we only placed 28th out of 30 and won 2 games, next year we will do better.  Anyway, let’s hope this trophy represents everything you learned and accomplished this summer, and may it bring many fond memories.  Congratulations, Joel!

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